Be yourself! Love yourself! Believe in yourself!
things that annoy me:
- you are too pretty to be a lesbian?????
- are you sure you’re gay????
- you haven’t found the right guy yet??????
- it’s a phase??????
- your gf is a tomboy/butch/masculine so you must actually want dick?????
- my dick will make you straight????
- you don’t look like a lesbian?????
- lesbian sex is just licking and scissoring????
the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin
I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school